The Squirrel Relocation and Witness Protection Program

The Squirrel Relocation and Witness Protection program was started to help protect squirrel victims and the relocation criminal squirrels from the community and send them to remote areas for rehabilitation.

In this particular case, Mr. Fur Face, was apprehended for grand larceny of a free-standing bird feeder that is privately owned and run in the Fort Langley area. Mr. Face was relocated to a unknown secret location about 15 kilometres outside of town today just after his capture. He was only in custody for less than one hour after the crime took place, and witnesses say he acted without remorse.

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2 Thoughts on “The Squirrel Relocation and Witness Protection Program

  1. Mange ❓ It could have Mange….It makes animals loose the fur. Some of the cats here in my park cought it from the Deer amd the Coons last year.

  2. Hey Jewls,

    Yeah, probably one of those fighting squirrels, and he took on a Mike Thiessen squirrel and lost. He has a chunk missing from one ear too.

    Anyway, he looks like a hurting unit!

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