OK, I am being totally sarcastic here, but this looks like the most evil wind chime I have even seen. The turtle looks like it has been, or had a hex put upon it, and its face shows it!
This guy is hanging on a tree right behind my place. I cannot get to it becuase the mud is still knee-deep. When the land drys up a little I will get it and move it to a better location.
The look that this thing is giving just kills me from laughing.