Mr Fluffy Face – 15 Second Sketch

December 11th, 2011 Thomasso

Kids, both young and old, love drawing, even if they do not do it as a full fledged hobby, just playing around with new technology is the fun itself. Case in point are a group of “older” kids that I was showing off a 21 x 14 cm drawing graphics tablet that can be plugged into any computer using a USB port. Watching their eyes, watching the screen, as I started sketching this image, below, was an amazing experience for me. For them, it seemed intriguing as the different colours and shapes appeared in front of them.

I wish I had more of these graphic tablets, as some never got a chance to play around with it; time just ran out. Those that did play with it seemed to be more on writing their names than actually drawing. Perhaps I reinvigorated some artist sleepers to a new medium at the Senior’s Centre.

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No Such Thing as Simple: Printer Hell

November 10th, 2011 Thomasso

Where I work, we have a label machine that is used lots by everyone. It does everything from creating our shipping labels to making as assortment of address labels for just about any correspondences our office pumps out. And best of all, our super label machine holds several sizes of stickers and rolls of labels at once.

One day, (today), the computer that runs the printer died – just stopped working altogether. The office personal were in a state of chaos. The shipping department stopped shipping; the accounting department held off on their billing and invoicing, and administration tried phoning the manufacture to see if they could find a solution to the mess becuase they amongst the chaos of sending their stuff out too. To no avail, the machine had died, and no one knew what to do.

Through some hard work, and a couple of hours of tinkering, one of the techs got it working, but it was a long ways from being the super easy, super simple machine that it once was. Just to get it operational now meant having to go through a whole long series of carrot-stick menu options, and wasting sheet upon sheet of labels, just to get the quality and precision that you needed.  Now printing a single label was a hassle and chore – not a fun task.

After a whole morning, and several upset people, we got a call back from the manufacture of the printer. Our hardware was outdated and is no longer supported. The manufacture said that we must upgrade – for a small fee – if we were to have a super easy and fast functioning labeller printer again.

We knew the printer worked, but we could not figure out why the software would no longer give us all the settings we once had before. The mystery was compounded with the technicians from the I.T. department performing upgrades on all the workstations. It was not until one of the I.T. guys noticed that the tiny computer that operated the printer was attached to the server, and it had been upgraded too. He explained because we were now on a (useless propitiatory O.S., which I will not mention their name here) updated system, and this new system no longer gives us backward compatibility. So, a $10.000.00 upgrade actually caused more damage than giving use the best performance that was claimed to offer?

Nice.

The fellow that got the printer semi-working, (just finished just moments ago), however, it came at a price. The printer is hooked up to a MAC. I am MAC illiterate, along with 99 percent of the office staff here. The MAC has a mouse with one button–I am not kidding. But if you follow the menu, and click the single mouse button, the printer works, albeit through a long menu that adds a couple minutes to your task.

The one button days are gone.

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Stay on Standard Time!

November 9th, 2011 Thomasso

Over the last four days I have being trying to deal with the time change. Last Sunday we switched from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time, and my body feels like crap. I am out of sync becuase of it. I am shaking my head as to why we even bother now that we light our cities with light bulbs, and everyone in North America no long cares about the environment (Canada’s Fall Short on it’s Green House Gas Targets… CBC news) , so running lights 24/7 is a none issue. So why I ask?

My adjustment has not been without cause for alarm. I had a close call while driving yesterday. It was stupid really; but for one split second I would have been hit by another vehicle pulling out onto the road while I was driving by. It would have been his fault, but I was extra tired even thought I had enough sleep. I was groggy from the time shift.

Based on last year, I will assume that it will take me about another couple of weeks before I completely readjust to the one hour difference this year. This is utter chaos for me becuase of shift I have where I work. I commute both ways during rush hour now where I work, you could call it Banker’s Hours – 9 to 5.

OK, I am probably not going to single handedly change the system, nor do I want to expend any energy fighting a bunch of law makers about it. So perhaps my little post, on my insignificant blog, could plant a seed and set off an change-reaction that could change the world and rid our nation of moving time around like this. I mean we have one province (most of Saskatchewan) who does not adhere to changing the clocks around twice a year? Also, parts of British Columbia do not as well (Daylight Savings Time In Canada).

Down with Daylight Savings Time. We have light bulbs, and we value our well being over a hand full of corporations who think it is a good idea–they are not people, we are. Say NO to daylight Savings Time in Canada!

Now for my nap becuase I am tired now.

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The Electric Lazy Boy

November 7th, 2011 Thomasso

People and electricity have one very common attribute: both will always travel the path of least resistance. Sometimes this path of least resistance may not mean taking the shortest route. In some cases, this behaviour takes on the most illogical behaviour that baffle even the most brilliant minds who study human behaviour; but once the data are added up, then this behaviour makes sense, or takes on a pattern that can be replicated, then we can learn from it. An example that I am looking at are people who work, and are performing a tasked that they simply do not wish to undertake. I use the task of taking out the garbage as my case example.

Now, the dumping of garbage, or waste, has some rules, or parameters that must be kept. Imagine if in your neighbourhood someone just dumped a bag of trash in the middle of your street – you would be upset. There are rules, like using a bag, and putting that bag into a sturdy container. Once the container is ready for dumping, it is then taken to the dumpster (if your neighbourhood has one). You would never dream of just letting the bag of trash sit in the middle of your driveway, or be placed along the farthest edge of your property line hoping that some small rodent will carry it the rest of the way for you to the dumpster.

We live in a time when you just cannot throw everything into the dumpster. We now have rules, or by-laws, that prohibit some materials from going into the mean-stream landfill. One such item is the material known as cardboard. Cardboard is the material that makes cardboard boxes. Cardboard can be recycled, and is therefore kept separate from the rest of the garbage that we throw out. Cardboard boxes generally come in the form of a cube shape, when consumers purchases their goods that are packaged by these cube like structures. The endgame with cardboard boxes that are going to be disposed of, is to change them from a cube, into a shape that will take up the least amount of physical space possible – usually we call this process, flattening. Flattening does require some labour, depending on the size and strength of the cardboard.

So, as per garbage etiquette, we separate different materials that go into the waste collection bins, and also, we need to do some processing to help facilitate our obligations to this waste separation process, such as flattening of cardboard. Failure to this leads to inefficiencies in the system as a whole, and adds more costs to the program which is felt by all who are in directly responsible for it. As for the human who acts like electricity, and is caught up in the whole physics of taking the path of least resistance, his laziness now burdens the added costs onto to the rest of the community. By not flattening his cardboard boxes, he has now taken up space inside the bin that could normally hold three times that amount, and now has added a cost to the rest of the community who wish to add  their cardboard to the bin.

Sadly in our punitive style system of public works, we all have to pay for this one individual. Added to this sadness, there is no way of enforcing the waste separation rule. We cannot “arrest” him, or prohibit him from using the waste bins. All we can do is watch this electrical thinking individual continue to travel the path of least resistance. Perhaps shamming is the only tool we have left of helping our community without violating our higher laws that govern our society?

Just throwing this out there.

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Rendering the “D” that Failed me Three Times

November 4th, 2011 Thomasso

Yes, as you can tell from my twisted title, it is one of those afternoons, and nothing seems to be going right with this computer and its operating system. I think I am a little grumpy too, from lack of sleep becuase it was a very cold last night, and I was too lazy to get up out of bed and turn up the heat. Now I am paying for it. Ok, enough cranky-pants attitude here!

For those who follow my blog, religiously, you know that I love my 3D graphics. My choice of rendering software is PovRay, and I like to use a very small, light weight, program called Kpovmodeller. However since the latest upgrade to Ubuntu 11.10, the KDE libraries have being taken out, and the little graphic rendering program no longer works. I could probably get it going, but this would mean investing hours, time that I do not have. So to compensate, I have switched, not by choice, to a program that is also open source, and appears to run on just about all platforms, Wing3D.

Wings3D is not what I am used to as a 3D graphics rendering program. In fact, it is a little bit more complicated than my beloved KDE software that I adore, but, for now, this is all I have to get me through.

Remember that this is stock, the default settings, with no tweaking, just slapping three objects together after I figured out how to do that, then pressed “Render.” Nice, but by no means what I was going after. The text, well, the text looks weird too. Actually, the whole thing looks like it was submerged in chocolate, and you are seeing it just after it was taken out–still wet and runny–but without the drippings.

So this maybe the official thomasso.com 3D graphics software for a while yet. I guess I could grow to like it, but I will forever miss my Kpovmodeller.

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Paperclip Etiquette

September 7th, 2011 Thomasso

Today, at my work, we were talking about some of the conventions and standards that we have from Mother Corp for our everyday operations. Some are commonsense, and obvious, while others, mystifying and comical, and a couple of them even dumbfounded me that they even exists in the first place.

Because the company that I do my Volunteering work with is tied with the Federal government, these rules have cemented themselves among the civilian end of Corrections Canada. Anyone who has worked with, or as a civil servant, should know that these “rules” exsits in a huge way.

We have a handbook that sits in the photocopier room, and in it, there is a section on Paper Clips. According to that book, we are only allowed to use two types of paperclips: a 2.5cm and 4cm size. Nothing else is acceptable according to this book.

So myself and some other staff members thought that we really needed to update this book, as it was published in 1996. So we came up with 7 rules of Paperclip Etiquette to coincide with Mother Corp’s rules and conventions. Here they are:

Paperclip Etiquette

Rule #1 Using a tiny paperclip to hold 150 sheets of paper together is poor judgement. Use a monster size one instead.

Rule #2 Reusing them is good commonsense, but only if they are not bent out of shape.

Rule #3 Do not use a staple if you need to run the papers through a photocopier. Use a paperclip instead.

Rule #4 Putting a paperclip in your mouth is gross. It is like me coughing all over you.

Rule #5 Please keep them separate. Making a paperclip chain is not good efficient use of paperclip resources and time.

Rule #6 Do not use paperclips as a bookmarker. Use designated paper bookmakers instead.

Rule #7 Keep Paperclips dry. Some paperclips rust. (This is why you should keep them out of your mouth, Rule #4).

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The Labour Day Weekend

September 5th, 2011 Thomasso

Well, this is it, our last weekend of unofficial summer. From here on in we must start bracing for fall, or winter, which ever comes first. Right now it seems that summer can go on for ever, but experience tells me that all of this wonderful weather can end in a day, and the Northern hemisphere can be enveloped into darkness for the next six to seven months. What a dismal thought?

As a precursor to the fall season, I have already started on my Halloween costume. I want to have it done well before the festivities start. This year I will have the lights, the mannequins and scary photos adorning my home. I know this will spark a holy war with my neighbour who believes that anything pagan is punishable to public prosecution, but last year, we, as in the rest of my neighbours, asked him to mind his own business and stick to himself, and we would do the same. So far we are one big happy neighbourhood, but that could end at any moment. But that will not put a damper on my Halloween—he can move!

My friends are going back to their classes for their fall semester starting tomorrow. I already miss those days. Yes, I miss the new classroom smells, and that feeling of starting off a new term, and getting new textbooks and supplies. OK, I am happy that I have no more classes, and that I have money in my wallet because I do not have to give it to admissions, but damn it, I had so much fun back then. My friends look at me with envy, and I look at them with nostalgia. School, it conjure up both hell and happiness, I miss it.

So tomorrow, I go back to work. It will be a super busy day, like having two Mondays wrapped up into one. Fall is also a busiest time out of the year for us, so extra pressure will be on us to get the job done. In a way I am looking forward to it. I guess part of old age is knowing what to expect based on having been there and done that—the philosophy of a Gen-X’er. I am also mindful that our economy it still hurting, and that at any moment North America could come crashing down into a economic abyss. I listen, watch and prepare, while working as hard as I can but knowing that this could be a harsh year if the wrong path is taken. “We will see,” as my optimums friend says.

Now for some summer fun relaxation before the clouds roll in!

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Let the Pie Explain

August 6th, 2011 Thomasso

I am going to use this post as an excuse to try out my Pie Graph (easy chart builder plug-in) and let this visual representation explain how my day went. I did work today, putting in a full 10 hour day. It was necessary becuase we are still having massive server issues at my work, and some of the equipment is still not installed that is needed for us to move into the final phase of the new system.

These are exciting times, for both myself and my employer, but the wear and tear is taking its toll on me.

Here is how my day stacked up:

dyerware.com


The promise made by my employer was that If I work this weekend, I can have a long weekend next week. I agreed, and here we are at day 7. I am so tired.

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Good Bye July

July 31st, 2011 Thomasso

I better get one last post in before the month finally ends. My posting on the blog has come to a stop since I started working full time. All work and no play, makes me too busy to blog I must say.

At least the money is flowing in now. It is so nice to have the steady flow of income once again, but the economic state of our markets is just to shaky for me to start breathing normal yet. I have this fear that the whole country is going to go belly up, and we (including the parasites of society like Bankers, Politicians and Drug Dealers) are going to go down with the ship. I am thinking about the U.S. and its debt problems right now.

I notice the Banks that I deal with have being very mellow these last few months. I cashed a $2200.00 cheque last week, and the teller gave me no speech about why I should open an account with them. Usually I get one. That is scary – something is up?

I still have lots of friends who are struggling to find work. For them, working under the table, as in working for cash only, seems to be what is keeping them from going out onto the streets. One friend, an neighbour, told me that he goes to the food bank once a month just to tie him over. Social services will not even look at him becuase of his status: Male, non visible minority, no dependants. His next move, if he does not find work, will be the streets.

On the other hand, I have some friends who are just as bad as I am – too much work. It seems that in Canada, right now, it is either black or white in contrast when dealing with employment. You are either working too much, or your are not. I never trusted the numbers that are spewed out by the media, even from Stats Canada, becuase those metrics are skewed. The true measure is really what you can see in front of your face, or view the raw data yourself. In my neck of the woods, half of my friends are either employed while the other half are working ridiculous hours.

The happy part of this last month has being working full time. Yup, I am not complaining about work, althought I am putting in some killers time. In fact, I am embracing it becuase I really missed the work while I was a student. Funny eh?

And yes, working full time is way easier than being a student, by a long shot! No home work.

So, I am off to pay pad rent, then figure out what I am going to do today, being that tomorrow is a Stat Holiday. I also love long weekends.

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Snow? July? Fort Langley

July 12th, 2011 Thomasso

For the second time since I have lived here in Fort Langley, the lawn and side walk in front of the community centre have being covered in fake snow for movie sets. The first time was over ten years ago when they shot, “I’ll be home for X-mass,” and back then they filmed for almost a whole week. Today they are, shooting “Trading X-mass,” but on a smaller budget, for a TV production. I guess it is easier to shoot a winter scene in the middle of summer than it is while in the middle of winter?

It is kind of cute to see a fake snowman, fake snow on the side walks, and X-mass decorations all over the lawn in front of the community centre in the middle of July. But that quickly turns to “sick” as we have not had that much of a good season so far with awful weather and a very prolonged winter and spring.

They must use computer graphics to take out the trees in the back ground, and re-do the trees on the front lawn to make it look real?

Funny, we have had such a lousy spring and summer so far, and to have this in the middle of town sort of adds insult to injury when everyone is hoping that we can have at least a half normal summer. Super warm days filled with lots of Sun, and maybe a heat wave or two would be nice? Even the weather forecast for the next few days look dismal: rain, clouds and cool with lot of mosquitoes!

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